just saw a prosititute with a baby stroller...question is...if the baby wakes up is the blow job free?
distance makes the heart seek blowjobs from girls that are closer i heard.
47 days without vaginal penetration. Im pretty sure it's grown over.
Do you realize that if your cunt was a missing person it would be assumed dead?
I wish i could put a picture of my ass of my resume...that seems to be the only way i will ever get hired
Passing out during sex is actually quite pleasant. its like being rocked to sleep with a penis
He ended up letting us go, I think he just felt sorry for us. It's the only time that my night's gotten worse after I've taken my pants off.
He's either jacking off or listening to Kanye West.
I'm about to pick up E from underneath a random doormat.......how is this remotely normal?
Just to an Octoberfest and a sex party. Nothing wild.
I love spring semester, so many high school girls visiting that think I'm the sexiest man alive just because I'm in college
Aren't you gay?
IT'S NICE TO FEEL WANTED DON'T RUIN THIS FOR ME
Last night dinner was cinnamon buns and whiskey. At least tonight I had a fajita with my cookies and tequila. I may be a little stressed about these end of semester tests.
Happiness is having a 12 hour day thinking that there are only 2 beers in the fridge when you get home, but then finding 8. Fuck you Monday, this week I won.
Have you ever looked death in the face and have the urge to shit yourself. I'm in that situation right now.
He stopped mid sex to pour wine in my mouth...
Marry him.
Keep your fingers crossed. If I get to go to a Stanley Cup game I'll give you the blowjob he deserves for taking me. Because hes definitely not gettin it.
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