You can't hide fat with big sunglasses.
the mandatory saturday morning class for those written up by RA's turned into a gold mine...just met EVERY hot chick that parties.
so i just calculated it and i would need to score 150% on this final to pass
Dude, he sent me a pic of his dick. I thought dating a married man wouldn't remind me so much of high school. Seriously.
I don't care if the man pisses on teenage girls, he's enchanting.
I feel like wearing underwear would just be poor planning
Im embracing the luau theme and maybe bringing a kiddie pool filled with alcohol. Im also embracing the high probability I will not remember this night.
I think she was eating a cup of ramen noodles while we banged, or had a seizure
If it snows I'm just gonna sit at my house in my costume and drink beer by myself all night.
Summers almost over and we haven't golfed, got naked or had sex yet. Let's do all three in one day, no particular order.
Today was brought to you by the letter B for beer and bourbon and the number fuck you I'm meant to be studying not hungover
Like what? And no, shrooms cannot be party favors.
I've amended my previous statement: I'm not allowed to put in my two weeks till I ask out the waitress. Now I have motivation on two levels
excused from jury duty. THAT hungover...
Only if I get to be Gritty
How would you be Gritty for a fantasy hockey league?
Don't worry about it.
Randomize
