Is it weird if i grunt like Tim Taylor when im having sex AND grilling steaks??
I am SOOO high
tell me about your high
HUGE THUMBTACKS
it was great that she threw up because that made me the only one trying to hook up with her
she was puking into the toilet drowning herself saying "its okay im a swimmer"
Just watched a guy pause a bluetooth convo to puke outside of esso. gotta love orangeville
she requested me as her brother on facebook.... biggest. letdown. ever.
would it be completely unacceptable to smoke a cig outside naked? im already doing it so what you say doesn't matter.
This santa hat i wore to the bar, served it's dual purpose as a vomit bag.
Only you could walk of shame to a childrens pirate themed birthday party
I woke up to a 3rd person picture of my own dick sent from a 1-800 number..
You were visibly distraught that my boyfriend and I didn't have sex in your bed. You forced us to take your condoms.
i swear to god if you did anything to my honey bunches ill remove all the oats and shove them up your dickhole then play pinata with my foot to knock them all back out
Whore are you.
Is that a Yoda insult or are you asking me where I am?
Yes.
I was so fucked up last night that I peed on his FATHER'S BED and fell asleep there. and yes. his father was asleep in the bed
The Stanley Cup Final is killing me. I can't go to work drunk again.
Randomize
