Alarm just got pulled in my exam
Swear it wasn't me
then they high fived as they party boyed me. I was a policewoman sandwhich. I love you halloween.
just heard this guy tell a story about how he got boat head. i want his life
I need a pic of your cock for our cock collage
threw up in the kitchen showroom. home depot employee of the month.
Queso dip and pictures of Daniel's penis. It's like the last days of Rome over here.
its not that I hate him, it's just that I wish his penis was attached to someone i like more
I. Did. In fact. Sprain. My liver. This. Weekend.
does doing it on an automatic sink count as shower sex?
When we tried to make a video I set the camera to 3sec pictures accidentally so instead of a movie we have a flipbook of our sex.
My plan for the weekend: 1) Get shit faced in Vegas. 2) Not die
I love you but I don't want to see you naked.
so, in conclusion, I think his gf found out about the booty pics
I said I wanted pizza tattoo on my ass and the tattooist asked me what I wanted on it.
my mom asked me why i was covered in scratches, blood, and dirt this morning..i answered "i was planking obviously" and walked away
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