Played the LOTR drinking game last night. Ended up in boxers running thru the lot at ross's place screaming "for frodo"
Stop being a whore!!! Everyone can see!!!!
u think ur still drunk from last night? i just put the eggs in the freezer and the remote in the sink. I don't wanna fucking hear it.
Oh and you pulled your pants down outside in front of like five people, held my hand, then peed.
holy fuck that shirt looks so good on him, it was like he was born with it on. that shirt deserves a blow
Rumble strips road head = magical
Haha he's lucky I don't kick him back into the land of the majestic handjobs
I spent the day drinking wine and meditating. I'm zen as fuck.
I woke up to a quacking alarm clock and a rando in my bed. I told him I liked his cargo shorts. Fireball is not my soulmate anymore.
the fact that i came three times was completely negated by the fact that he high-fived himself after.
He's getting Easter eggs filled with weed or Jell-O shots for his birthday
Whatever. I have his dick. Haha how many girls can say they have a dildo replica of a guy they were seeing
He said a lot of nice things about me, it was really uncalled for.
I just saw your mom take a body shot off an undergrad, please tell me you're somewhere near by.
I parked in the SAE Fraternity lot and left a note that said if you don't tow me you will all get a blowjob.
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