Just got booted from water taxi for showing my balls to a security guard.
bowling with tennis balls and shot glasses. whatever you dont knock down after 2 rolls, you drink.
a slip n slide in 50degree weather was the 2nd dumbest thing i have ever done. the 1st was hitting the wooden fence i believed was supposed to "help us stop"
Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
I have to have sex with him again. I feel like I need to train him so no other girl experiences that bad of sex.
Worst night here by far. And ive slipped in my own piss so thats saying something
There is ecstasy everywhere. Get over here right no5w. The 5 is silent.
If I don't at least start a parade that spirals into drunken riots then I'm calling it a fail of a birthday
You just kept yelling and saying, "IM NOT GOING TO STOP YELLING UNTIL YOU TAKE THAT SHOT"
Great news. I WILL BE FUCKING IN A BOUNCY HOUSE TOMORROW.
Btw, the reason I have a black eye is bc I needed to puke so hard yesterday morning; I whipped up the toilet seat so fast that I railed myself in the face. Then spent the rest of the day more carefully puking. Kind of why I'm not in the mood for drinking.
So, i might have left my morals back in 2011.
Guess who's now on the no-fly list? If you guessed me, you'd be right.
Took the ex out to the bar, then left with her and her best friend....and you said this was a bad thing.
Was it a bad idea to have spent all of my tax return on coke?
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