Just finished texting the 27th male name in my phone that i don't recognize. none of them were the hott kid i made out with last night. the search continues.
as he pulled out he yelled "no kids!" and then passed out on top of me
He is gay. There is no bi when you have a manhunt AND you are an art major. That's like a unicorn without a horn, it just isn't possible.
Nah nah nah the rules are different on st patty day, drink beer or die. It's like the hunger games but blurrier
I wonder what chicks would think if they learned that when we add them on fb we email their bikini pics to each other.
You don't understand, we were on a waffle house. Both of us were absolutely certain we passed out at his place then BAM! Waffle house.
After the Jell-o shots and about 6 shots of lighter fluid brand tequila, it got to the point where breathing was painful. All I could do was pray I didn't fall asleep in the front yard.
It was a book called Gay Safari.
I'm so happy for you now that you have found your perfect porn novel.
This girl braided my pubes while i was asleep. Now i cant get them undone.
i mean i'm drinking free wine with lesbians and listening to sinead oconnor so i'm not sure who won that breakup
Had to sacrifice my vibrator batteries to the thermostat gods. I had a dirty dream and also almost a heat stroke.
I mean. I just want to sit in my bed and eat bagels. What's wrong with that?
he yelled at me like a drill sergeant while I quickly tried to take off my pants
No we didn't fuck. He picked me up I asked where we were going and he said "I don't know if you've ever heard of a little place called Denny's?" He was completely serious. I told him to stop the car and I got out and called Jack.
She totals her lexus and all she wants is to have crazy wild sex.
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