i wants your nipples near my face. PLEASE????
I puked in the cab and in my hair and he didnt even know
He was legit dry humping me to the sportscenter theme song, awkward i think SO.
Pre-order weed for 4/20 and i'll give you a discount.
Maybe she got knocked up by accident. I still refuse to believe that anyone actually INTENTIONALLY gets pregnant.
basically at this point ill snort whatever you put in front of me and just hope
You three are like the Bermuda Triangle for morals.
And noooow we're smoking a ton of REALLY strong weed and THIS IS THE SOFTEST CAT EVER
Just gave candy to a strange child. Not my best move.
WTF? Why is there a pic of my tits in ur dad's office?
she has that "i will punish you like your mom did" vibe, i think guys like that.
I bought Plan B for the first time and an interview outfit today. You could say my life is improving.
How's everyone else's ass tattoo today?
Well, I was giving him a handy and I sighed in boredom. He heard. I had to fake moaning sounds after he asked if I sighed.
on a campus of 30,000 people, i should not be able to see every single guy I've ever hooked up with at one party.
Randomize
