Ill do this for you.
You are a team player.
This is me making up for not putting my tongue inside you more.
i cleaned the weed out of my bowl, pretended it was a spoon and ate oatmeal with it. my mom cried
Don't play hard to get, I've seen some of the girls you've slept with.
well you decided to make everyone "drinks" which was sprite and beer mixed.
If you are wondering why there is half eaten pizza in your pocket it's because you were passed out with it in your hand in my bathtub. Today's your b-day and thought I'd give you a good idea about what happened last night as a present
I had a dream about masturbating with toys I can't afford.
My sex life and finances are equally in shambles.
Basically, what i'm trying to say is, if you don't have something, excuse or gift, to satisfy my anger i am going to look you in the eye and piss on the floor.
Logically he should not be walking around...after that fall he should be in a hospital in a medically induced coma
Let me begin to explain the rest of last night by beginning with saying that out if necessity I took a pair of your underwear
the only joy I get out of her anymore is hitting on her friends and ignoring her. it's chaos for them. like shaking a slutty ant farm
I'm so proud of us for not dying.
Come help me clean and have sexual intercourse with me
Bring breadsticks
I just remembered you petting my nose last night to help the cocaine 'sink in'. I don't think that's how it works
dude, there is no doorman in your lobby and the front door is locked
oh yeah, sorry he's up here at the party. coming now
You guys do the cocaine and I'll do the dishes.
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