What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
just had a super intense, drunken debate about which blink182 member is the most fuckable. i got so mad i left the room. new low.
well you can't waste a boner
i feel like im playing gay clue. i have to figure out where i am, who took me home, and what he put in me
Note: footlong is not the password to the subway wi fi network.. p.s- im super high
Then he showed me his sketchbook. Every drawing was a hand in different 'fingering positions'. Dear JESUS.
This dude was wearing a "Plan B- One Step" backpack. I wonder how many more I have to buy until I get mine??
I want the one making out with the dumpster. Is that bad?
i had choclate birthday cake for breakfast and am currently flossing my teeth w a condom wrapper. at work. hot mess for 200 alex
They usually take it with their boobs. It's like a horizontal motorboat
I just woke up from quarter beer tuesdays wearing 3 pairs of underwear, none of which are the ones I left wearing...2 Around my waist and one around my shoulder in an attempt at a bra. At least drunk me tries to be decent?
The reality is I'm 24 and I have terminal breast cancer. Fuck yeah I'm going have sex with every hot guy I can. What, am I gonna worry about getting an STD or pregnant at this point? If I'm gonna die, I want to have any many big dicks as I can while I'm still able.
Huh interesting. Well thats too bad. Did he catch on?
I doubt it. After sex he sat there naked until the episode of fresh prince (which had JUST started) was over.
I'm the man of the house if we're referring to livers.
FUCK YOU IM DRINKING WINE FROM A BOX
You okay there or need a ride? Maybe a straw for your box
Maybe a straw...
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