You know you want to come over later
1:27a: Um no
1:45a: Maybe
2:05a: Probably
2:38a: I'm outside, let me in
I don't think I can get bothered with getting laid tonight
she is the kim kardashian of front butts
can't wait for January to be Over so I don't have to see all the fat resolutionists working out.
I'm in the "I'd rather have Carbs than Dick phase" part of my Life right now. YOU tell me how much Skinny Sex I'm having.
Using a joint as a bookmark. What is my life?
I generally just try to vote by which candidate I think has the bigger dick. Sorry Romney.
Apparently that big girl from last night tried to take me upstairs when I was blacked out and all I did was grab Qs arm and whisper 'don't let her take me'
Hahah. They reconnected again?
Like with his penis I guess
The salesman at the smoke shop just told me my hair is glorious...
His buddy came running in the room after we had sex, and started "sponging" the sweat off my forehead with his sport wristband.
im glad to be known as "the girl you had sex with on a golf course"
I'm now at a gay bar with our relatives
Oh hello Jordan's parents, I'm here to have sex with your son. He's in the shower? Oh great, I'll join him
I think I just shit out all my problems.
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