Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
This girl is very crazy
She's one of those compassionate ppl
So everything I said on this seemingly endless date offended her
So I'm playing pool in my cowboy boots and some guy came up looks at my boots and goes, "you should've got the boots with the fur"
that was after robitussin, alcohol, and chocolate sauce... but before we finished pregaming
I tried to throw up out of my window but I forgot there was a mesh screen.
I actually kind of like the booze poos. It's like a colon cleanse. I feel skinnier.
Its not christmas eve unless I give him head. I wont take no for an answer
The lego bong didn't work. Just made us look stupid
that bitch in the red sedan is still teasing me with the ice cream cone. i'm going to show her my dick
I am at Brians in a pirate costume, what the hell am I thinking
I lied. Can't workout today. Only exercises I'm currently capable of doing are breathing ones to keep last night's drinks ending up all over the classroom.
I rammed pretzels and Jell-O shots down the throats of those I loved.
I stole a tiki torch last night and just returned it. Things have been better.
He still texted me and invited me over a day later so I guess I'm the lovable kind of psycho
i woke up on someones kitchen floor, and i used the gps in my phone to find my way home. im really glad you forgot about me.
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