Now would be a great time to stop wondering " Who let the dogs out" and go to sleep
adderall just fell out of my nose in class. guy next to me just nodded.
I just saw an old lady yelling at a dead pigeon for leaving the oven on.
They told me I stole 50 buns and a bottle of mayo and would whisper in their ears to look under my shirt to see what was for breakfast... benefit of starting to drink at 9 am
I want to see you in more than a weed delivering capacity
He has a really nice penis but its like a model that wasn't built to scale
Just got Netflix. Dexter Marathon. Still in my PJ's. Only eaten cookie dough and drinking a 40. I have never reeked so strongly of lonely .
I told her that I was going up to my room to lay in front of a fan without pants on, watching Avengers and she still wanted to get with me. I have to marry her.
Is cereal technically a soup?
Fuck, I'm high.
The bump on my forehead, i think, was from falling asleep at front door, on my knees, slumped over. But we played good music so what?
This place is a maelstrom of dicks.
I mean as in stuck up bastards, not actual, desirable male genitalia. My point is, come pick me up fast, please!
I have got to move on from this "sleeping with every drug dealer I meet" phase.
It's not my fault, Tequila turned all my alarms off.
its been well over a year and hes still saying sex with me was epic
Idk, apparently drinking five Four Loko's and trying to fight a mailbox constitutes disorderly conduct.
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