ice luge is my downfall...
...u mean upfall.
His appology was" look at it this way, at least you'll give better head without those teeth.'
We were confused who drove until we went outside and her cupholders were torn out of the dash and laying on the ground
Just quiet vomiting, and in between heaves she mumbled "be the pro"
just letting you know that jen either: wasn't feeling well and ate grass to make herself throw up or threw up because she's stupid and ate grass
Do not deep throat a rocket pop, it WILL go into your lungs, and you may die.
Update- I sold my hat to some drunk kid for 50 bucks. I used my earnings to buy beer on the way home. I realize to everyone else seeing me drinking on my balcony at 6am, I look like an alcoholic, but I'm thinking of it as a night cap
You screamed 'no, YOU put some pants on' at a cop. I pretended not to know you.
And really all I wanted was to be like "hey can I borrow your dick for a few hours this weekend?"
Whatever dude, just dont tell her your first impression was she looked like your cousin. no judgement here. just sayin.
"Wine night with the girls" turned into me having to set an alarm in the bathtub this morning...
CRAIGSLIST IS NOT THE ANSWER
IM LONELY AND HORNY
*tries to be fun and flirty* *literally gets peed on*
I'm setting goals and achieving them. I'd say I'm quite mature for my age.
You're goal was to fuck him and you don't even remember it.
The covid immunization shot lady also sold me a mondo bag of really good pot.
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