worst 3rd wheel sitch ever. i'm crammed into a booth with him and chubs mcgee and his hand is between her legs. thank youuu karma.
Yes someone did see you carrying a beer bong on the side of coastal highway
I mean really it's like when you're super hungry and you can't decide what to eat, you just know you want food. This is that situation, but for my vagina
I never thought I would be having sex behind a shower curtain that wasn't in a bathroom.
I faked an orgasm during phone sex last night. This relationship is starting to become real.
antibiotics and champagne: breakfast of champions
"Do You Wanna Build a Snowman" came on while I was riding his dick. I had to take a moment.
We helped him hit the bowl to the point that he didn't even have to move
I think the lady at jack in the box started crying when we put in our order.
You got this. You survived the RA last semester (granted you almost got arrested but still.)
I want to fling myself into the sun
Leaves on the ground. Coffee in one hand and your man in my other. Lovely fall morning.
When you trip so hard that you can see your friends thoughts through their pupils.
I'm laughing at the fact that I'm at Target right now buying vitamins and alcohol.
So in hindsight, going through the McDonald's drive thru plastered at 4 a.m. on stolen bikes was a bad idea.
Randomize
