And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
She announced her abortion via fbk
he said he wished he had more hands so he could firmly hold my boobs.
Last night, you attempted to motor boat my vagina then proceeded to blow raspberries on it. Don't ever do that again.
i knew he was a douchebag when his facebook activities were "ladeis," and "gettin crunk wit ladeis"
Standing in line for a prescreening of Alice in Wonderland - guy just passed out cold in front of us - first drug overdose of the Alice in Wonderland phenomenon witnessed.
the paramedic just looked at me like "you again?"
He made me leave when I challenged "all you bitches" to a game of strip taboo.
But he's not just anonymous male genitalia anymore. I've met him, I've seen his face.
TONIGHT IS GOING TO BE A FUCKING BLAST. EVEN IF I HAVE TO SET OFF A BUNCH OF FIREWORKS IN YOUR KITCHEN.
I'LL COME GET YOU. GOTTA FIND A SUIT THAT COVERS TIT BRUISES FIRST.
My roommate just caught me cleaning a tostitos queso jar with my hand and eating it. He didn't judge. Bonding moment.
Also...I'm semi-dating the drug dealer that took me to bible study
I saved a note for myself but all it said was "am I a slutty Holden Caulfield?"
I CAN SPEAK THE LANGUAGE OF THE ANIMES.
Randomize
