Dude, I don't think I'll ever be able to find a girl for me...
Is this the gay conversation?
i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
I'm watching a show called "I didn't know I was pregnant" on TLC...Apparently this happens enough that there is a series
what made you think it was a good idea to trust the girl that hides tequila in her backpack?
he rolled over in his sleep, called me a hoe and then grabbed my crotch. some things never change, asleep or not.
who knew that if you vomit while skydiving the puke goes up towards the people that are behind you.
im trying to find a facebook picture of him that doesnt make me regret sleeping with him. its not working
Dude, so the police showed up at my house with my wallet told me they found it in the church fountain then handed me a pamphlet on AA saying it was from the pastor. What happend?
I found someone's tooth on the stairs when I was vacuuming, and my sister found a catheter in the men's bathroom... this cleaning job is dangerous
I just contemplated drinking cheese dip. And by "contemplated," I mean "attempted and was forcibly stopped from."
Rule travel - in 2s or put an ankle monitor on me, and maybe a shock collar.
... drunk me broke the coffee table?
STOP TALKING ABOUT YOURSELF IN THE THIRD PERSON. YOU DID THE THING.
Pandora was on point with the sex music tonight
It was probably bad to sleep with someone just to pet his dog right?
Going back to our hometown to help Gramma move. Thinking we should see if we can fuck on the desk of the homophobic coach who first introduced us while in town.
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