We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
on a scale of 1-10how much freaking out is acceptable if you just found a (possibly used) cock ring in the head board that your parents gave you?
I don't know how God could bestow someone that emotionally confused with such an awesome penis.
Yes, I am watching The Hills Have Thighs. And yes it is a porno remake of The Hills Have Eyes. And, again, yes, lesbian sex in the desert. Get the sand out.
Is it acceptable I'm laying in bed drinking airplane bottles?
In our world? Yes, but I'm disappointed yoiu are wasting airplane bottles. Save them for sneaky occasions
They switched jackets and you didn't notice. You made out with both of them and had no idea
I was changing in front of my window and my neighbor text me saying, "nice pubes."
Then he rubbed shampoo all over my arm and shouted, "Garnier FUCK THIS."
She's started this new thing where whenever she drives by random couples talking alone outside she yells "break up! this is your sign!"
Just had a serious discussion with my ex-boyfriend about sexy nurse vs. sexy teacher. So score one for friendship I guess.
"I licked someones beard, because I can."
It isn't about the beer pong. It is about the destruction of the patriarchy.
The condoms have been found. I repeat: THE CONDOMS HAVE BEEN FOUND. he isn't a collector!!!
I'm glad that we laid to rest the suspicion that he was keeping them in a scrapbook. yayy
Say whatever the fuck you want about me, but leave my deceased cat out of it.
I'll bring spiced rum
I am not drinking that devil juice
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