Soo....this goes on the list of odd coincidences. My gyno calls me while I'm going at it, leaves me a message. I check it later... thank God I tested negative.
Admittedly I was a little ambitious with some of the positions but you walked in during the worst of it.
It just feels so wrong throwing away the condoms into her Hello Kitty trashcan
you told him to eat candy out of your ear instead of your vagina because you had your period. never. drink. AGAIN.
Dont have access to internet. masturbating to shake weight commercial.
remember to ask your mom about the name of her pet duck so we can name the bowl
Then he complimented me on how excellent I was at breathing through my nose
It was honestly like he was directing a porno or something. he kept telling different people to grab other people's boobs, it was all very artistic.
The sun is so bright. Whhyyyyy. EYES ARE DEAD.
He ate me out. IN THE MORNING. I love less attractive men.
We fist bumped behind their backs while drunk hooking up with them... Do other girls do this too? Or is it just us?
I'm the man of the house if we're referring to livers.
the fact that you trapped hornets in a mailing tube to put in his mailbox does not surprise me sadly.
i just took a huge shit in old main. i think my college bucketlist is finished.
He wanted me to do the rubix cube. He thought it was hot.
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