I told you I would drunk text you sometime........its that time.
This was all being yelled across a beer pong table as all important things should be discussed
The cop refused to sing with us, even though he was as happy as we were that the tow truck finally showed up.
We started a mustache riot at white castle at 4 in the morning. Will explain in detail.
She has either a C-Section scar or a bullet wound, I can't quite tell
He wants to hookup..at the fair..this is our chance to leave him stranded with no clothes.
He is like a dragon that makes me want to spread my butt cheeks, so he can fill me with hot fire.
I went limp when I heard her mom fart from her parents bedroom. It lasted longer than my hard on.
That's the only way to get approved without a guarantor.
WHAT DOES THAT MEAN WHAT FUCKING LANGUAGE ARE YOU SPEAKING
I figured working in my office on the 34th floor I'd be safe railing xanax off my desk. Of course, I snort it just in time for the window washer guy to give me a thumbs up.
THE AUSTRALIAN IS SINGLE AS FUCK.
...this is why fuck buddies should be only for grownups.
I know... It's stupid... It's like, I have sex with his brother and bestfriend ONE time....
Question: the touchscreen on my phone randomly quit working, do you think this could be a latent reaction from me peeing on my phone last weekend?
i hooked up with all four beatles on halloween get on my level
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