HELP! I am trapped in a douchebag ad... full of Affliction and Ed Hardy. Seriously? is he gonna leave his sunglasses on the entire 10 seconds of this encounter?
I'm not even planning on drinking that much tonight.. but I'm writing "emergency contact number" and your number on my hand just in case
why are there post-it notes all around the apartment labeled where you guys had sex and in what position
His little brother walked in on us. Six times.
For those pictures, I will suffer this headache.
they're making a venn diagram comparing gummi bears against gummi worms...is this what i have to sit thru to get free weed????
We hung out in the bathroom the whole time and talked about sex and watched some girl pee. If you don't believe I was there, check the bathtub for bread crust.
There's going to be a pool, lightsabers and alcohol. What could go wrong?!
I'm really hoping to find some quality strange ass tonight while at my court appearance.
Also I think my taxi driver may have just died and we just happen to be on a 35 mph cruise control on 395...
I stopped hooking up with him and ran to the bathroom to throw up. He saw me throwing up and it made him throw up
But for real though. That weed tastes like the jolly laughter of Santa Claus.
im too broke to be in a relationship this close to the holidays
Both guys that I'm dating were waiting for me in the parking lot after work. Literally the most awkward situation I have ever been in
How high?! We watched paid programming for 45 minutes before we realized it wasn't just a long commercial. So pretty high. The Bionic fish finder looks promising, though.
Lets get a boat first.
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