I want to make Jon&Kate babies with him. Not in quantity, but in percentage asian.
Is showing up wearing the condom a bit presumptus
I can see my step sister's thong. Don't know if I should let myself be turned on or not
I found the pot of gold last night, and it was full of bad decisions.
imagine how many guys you'd have sex if you didn't recieve your monthly gift.
Even after projectile vomiting watermelon on the beach, it still sounds appetizing.
My neighbor asked me to tell you to stop changing in front of their house. Do I even want to know?
I'm riding in a wheelchair, being pulled by a golf cart. You need to be here.
gay flight attendant. racoons. kegels. bartender with missing teeth. too many birthdays. fucckk.
Just drove past the dude that came in your sock
In complete seriousness I think I am the highest person on earth
I saw a guy do a line this morning in line to start the 5k, happy thanksgiving!
It's entirely possible that I'm fucking yet another gay guy
I just paid my school fees like a real adult who doesn't get accidentally drunk on a Tuesday night
No. It's going to be "I'm mad that it took you so long to get over here" angry sex.
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