I'm already going to be stripping so like pretty much you would just be watching me. Also we're watching twilight. again.
Unless I'm getting a singing midget telegram, I'm not going to smile
sometimes i look at this picture of your cock before i go to sleep, there's something comforting about it
my secret santa just gave me a pregency test
think i got pink eye from a stripper in vegas. showgirls did not prepare me adequately for this. be kind, 2010.
I HATE DRINKING WITH JUST GIRLS, ITS 1030 THEYRE ALL HAMMERED AND TALKING ABOUT HOW AWESOME THEIR SHOES ARE!!!!!!!
It never fails.. every time I have a dick in my mouth he calls me.
She wanted to to do it on top of a horse, I can't compete with that
There is no way that a naked man in your kitchen can be explained-away as a "misunderstanding."
She's crying about either her ex boyfriend, her one night stand, or her own puke. None of those is worth the tears.
I'm watching porn in spanish. Thats studying right?
There is no issue with you seeing me...morally or ethically. we'll update your resume anyway. I really need to have sex with you later. Really
I just changed all my morning alarms to wake me up with different Jesse McCartney songs telling me I'm beautiful. Would you believe I'll be 25 this year?
So when did "Are you okay?" translate into "Don't tell me you got fucked by another rando after another rager"?
On a scale of 1-10 how inappropriate is it for me to ask if Walgreens offers teacher discounts when purchasing a Plan B pill?
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