so craigslist just dropped their "erotic services" ads. there goes our livelyhood
I just found a bagel and a condom in my coat pocket. I love blackouts
This morning is cloudy with a high chance of vomiting all over the dentist. Stay tuned for further updates.
Monday morning margarita madness at ny house. Yes before wheel of fortune. Yes day drinking.
I had a dream last night where I used the marginal product rule to figure out how much more hangover I got per sip of four loko, econ is taking over my life...
"But puppies!" Is not an acceptable excuse for trying to drunkenly steal someone's dog, you promiscuous midget!!
My usual answer of have sex with it doesn't work in this situation
Ran out of plates, so I'm using my sociology notes. Looks like they will finally have a practical use.
Wait, just ask him if can you can join in. You haven't lived until you've taken part in a threesome with your father...or so I've heard
Sending dick pics while driving a car going 80 in the rain at night to a married woman? Why hello 2014
My hot gay tattoo artist grew a beard and I'm not taking it well.
Hey when you get home, can you do me a solid and throw one of your pregnancy tests on my bed?
EPT or First Response?
yea, she was legit pissed that her rasberry vodka ice cubes never actually froze. but we couldnt convince her otherwise.
Yo did you say we are blacking out saturday night and playing dodgeball?
Yeah for relay for life. Its for cancer
Xanax, wine, and giving the neighbor blue balls. How about you?
Jesus, it’s Tuesday morning! Not back stage with Motley Crew
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