do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
can you explain to me why you commented on every one of my profile pics with "tits and beer ftw" please and thank you.
I just witnessed two drunk midgets fighting over a graham cracker. I can die happy now.
Theres a disney princess moonbounce on karen st. and I'm drinking beer at a little league field. this might end with me in jail.
UPDATE: WE WILL BE HITTING THE BATMAN PINATA WITH A SWORD
You know it's time to cut back when your unemployed drug dealer roommate tells you that you party too hard.
Don't you dare blame me for walking in one walking in on ur fuck session....u decided to fuck where we hid our booze
They actually said and I quote "it definitely looks like your knees went through some over usage"
Thank you for FINALLY joining the Slutasorus Rex club in this conversation.
I just rode a horse than walked onto my property in boarshorts, flip flops, and holding a 40. What do I win?
If I stopped drinking I'd have to take up murdering.
First. I had the strength. Now. I am the death.
You can’t homewreck what the Lord hath brought together.
Someone needs to get Mark off the roof. I told you that he doesn’t shut up about ancient Egypt if you give him henny.
I once left mine in my bra and I forgot and I didn't notice it was there until it vibrated.
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