her nipple to breast ratio was just odd
i wish i could watch tv and lissten to music at the same time...but still understand both
i think otters can do that
There's a hobo dancing by himself. Is anyone going to ask how he got in the house?
Just used my last prints at the library for brackets instead of final reviews. Hello March.
Our cab driver just admitted to beating up kids in the 60's who didn't smoke pot...
I've never seen anyone write a check for a bar tab before
Man, the last time I saw you you were giving me a thumbs up while being pulled out the bar by your belt from some girl.
Iranian Rapper, camaroonian basketball player, mexican i forget and indian doctor....this one looks the best on paper.
We decided we needed a drinks fridge in our bathroom.
Is it possible to dent your eyeball? And how do you "accidentally" go cosmic bowling?
why would you automatically assume i'm high...
you just told me you're eating the powder of a lemonade mix.
I had a dream that my roommate walked in on me masturbating and I hissed "I'm not stopping this orgasm train for the likes of you" and just kept going
you dont know your limits until you wake up with a black eye and a bruised rib and find out you got ran over by a bicycle last night
I don't think I've ever been sadder than the way I feel when I finish my meal while I'm high
They are in the bedroom next door. We might have a threesome idk. Jesus take the wheel.
GO. DO.
I am Jesus and I am taking the wheel.
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