if only i could text you this smell
i kinda regret how quickly i gave it up to him, but i just wanted the regular fucking to begin soon. ah we made good memories.
There are about 5 pictures of my dog taking a dump on my camera and 20 of Brandon taking one for "comparison" reasons.
I'm on my way, but at some point we're going to have to settle who gave who crabs the last time
A Bum and I jusst hugged. its not even 8 pm.
I'm ultimately at thr Shariton to drink and ppssibly puke on fancy shit. Thats my story and Im sticking to it.
His mom always writes on my facebook right after we have sex. it's like she knows. with her scary mom psychic powers
STOP WHATEVER YOU ARE DOING AND GO OUTSIDE RIGHT NOW. THE MOON LOOKS LIKE CATWOMAN
I ate vegetarian today, so I deserve a beer.That's my justification.
It's like you're the voice of my soul.
ps. i have two very important words to sum up my night
which are?
library sex.
Accent: check. Hot body: check. 8" dick: check. Feeds me biscuits in bed after rampant sex: check. Should I continue with my "Why I'm not coming back to the States" List?
Come get your boyfriend. He is hammered talking to me about hot dogs and casinos.
My life is pants optional.
I need you to sex the hangover out of me again.
If I get really high and watch Beauty and The Beast on our Netflx account, will you judge me?
Only if you start before I get home!
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