I just hope my dad was drunk enough to not remember the whole convo we had about anal.
I am now Facebook friends with Donkey Lips from Salute Your Shorts
I am too high to leave where I am...And they are listening to Stained. This is my living hell.
we couldnt tell if he was gay so we started working glee quotes into the conversation to see if he noticed.
its mom's weekend..did we need to couger proof the apt?
Im holding a competition......who saw me last, and who knows how my nose got bruised? you earn points for answering either question. and for bringing me water.
I just saw the list where the U.S. doesn't even rank in the top 10 in drinking countries. I know its Tuesday but....its for America
then he tried to convert me to islam
I cooked you Mac and cheese when I was drunk and drugged. That counts for about 4 meals. Try harder
Today needs to die. The mail delivery guy watched me throw up in my yard while taking my chihuahua out in Christmas pajamas at noon. Low point in my life.
I just replaced the poop spray with an air horn... Now we wait!
well he got me up crazy early but i got pizza for breakfast and an electric blanket to sleep with sooo he passed the one night stand test.
New goal find someone I love enough to use these Japanese pancake flavored condoms on
And he put my hair in my clip while i blew him...and he did a good job
We can only continue to use the "oh what's the difference between circumcised and uncircumcised" for a few more months before people will see through our lies
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