hot mess party of 2 ur bar is now available
Let's bang like we're on a Lifetime Channel movie.
I bet the first cavemant to make fire got so much pussy
ya i vaguely remember microwaving a whole package of bacon for 20 minutes or so and then eating it all around 4am
you do realize eating doritos and gatorade as a breakfast hangover cure is only acceptable for one more month - then we have to grow up
I love waking up with his head head between my legs, it makes me feel special
....I found a picture of what appears to be the underneath side of the barstool (taken from the floor) and to top that, 9 pictures of the ceiling. Also, did I mention there's a picture with us posing with a pregnant lady at the bar?! WELP
It'll be like a meth lab. But with jello.
He picked me up went to throw me on his bed. I landed on the wood frame. That's how I broke my rib. We still fucked. Thanks tequila. Best injury ever
I called my dad at 3 a.m. because I thought he'd be proud that I didnt get arrested. Daddys little girl at her finest...
i'd say i'm about at weeping-uncontrollably-in-a-puddle-of-my-own-tears-and-urine level
I have so many feelings about this burrito
I think the moment she woke up butt naked on a mattress with her phone still on her face was the point she knew last night was fucked up
The fact he has had a girlfriend for 5 years and they are trying to work it out isn’t going to stop me from sleeping with him. He said it himself you can’t cheat on someone you love...
so let me get this straight you just stared at his boner all night?
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