I met a girl last nite that charged by the inch. i didnt have enough money but i figured shed be a good deal for u
Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
we put on a show in the hot tub for our boyfriends, then climbed out and both got down on our hands and knees and puked at the same time--still naked.
at first I thought it was funny, but looking at it now, it screams "dramatic" and "medicated wipes."
Drinking games this Saturday as usual although the ice cube tray game is banned due to last weeks incident
I'm going out w/ her for her b-day in a bit. I just talked to one of her drunk friends on the phone who asked if I could "handle 7 lesbian." This could be interesting.
How long after mardi gras is it considered okay to wake up topless and wearing beads?
My roommate is watching gummy bears "race" from a mega-marshmallow to his lava lamp.
She's cute. And her snoring noises remind me of the incidental music from Jaws.
She's impossible to please. Other than with two fingers and a tongue.
strip vodka pong is never a good idea. I saw into his colon when he picked up the ball off the floor
He just pulled a Spanish chick using google translate!!!! We are at the bar and she speaks zero English. Hes a fucking magician!!!!!!
Date #3: He brought me a mason jar full of organic weed that he grew on his property. Will you be the witness when we sign our marriage license?
I spend so much of my life shaving my body hair off and I want nothing more than his beard in all my hairless places.
What kind of sociopath goes to sleep at 9pm when I clearly need attention
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