we just decided that lesbian tuesdays are a must, as of tomorrow.
so basically i'm the" little sister", he's the "big brother" and we just fucked
I need to stop researching the drugs I do on Wikipedia. The parts about abuse and dependency hit too close to home
this guy had a colored tattoo of Chucky on his leg, whatever drugs he does, i want them
i chugged some hot sauce before i gave him head. i think a burning penis is a great way to say fuck you
At this point can I suggest a mail away bride. You judge Nick but you are a strange dude and that may be your ticket.
She was giving me head while we were in my tree house, my mom then came out to let the dog out so she stopped so I would stop groaning, was it good? You tell me
he forgot we were at my place and not his so he tried kicking me out of my own apartment by saying "so, you can go whenever you want...."
I've never seen a guy eye-fuck someone so hard in my entire life. I thought he would develop laser vision, bore holes into your body, and not even realize your innards would be spilling everywhere. That's how bad it was.
I was convinced to buy a man thong.
But it's Armani so it's okay.
God I just out gayed myself.
just in the smoking shack with my sister cheering on a caterpillar make its cocoon
Some girl just ordered Chinese delivery to her therapy appointment...
Anyone see the sob who took the piñata?
I'm not dropping acid and watching game of thrones with you. That just sounds like a disaster waiting to happen.
i got my period today. mid walk of shame and im wearing a shirt that says stay classy. my life is a joke.
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