i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
:)
Wipe that smile off your face.
If im going to fail a midterm I might as well be drunk while I do it
im sure we could have fun without alcohol but i just dont wanna chance it...
turns out making maccaroni and cheese with whipped cream instead of butter is only good when your high
Yep. Just threw myself a bachelorette party with my coworkers penis before I re-enter the holy order of monogomous relationships.
she smells like cat throw up and cupcakes. i'm trying to focus on the cupcakes but it's really. hard.
not much just sitting outside his bathroom door naked eating cheetoes. You?
I feel like delivery guys should know that when you order lunch for one and answer the door wearing sweatpants, there's no need to say "Happy Valentine's Day."
Two dicks, one me.
Yoga's definitely paying off.
I'm getting drunk by myself again. But I'm not shotgunning any of them. That's self-restraint, right?
My liver is whispering mean things about me to my kidneys. It's a fucking miracle I'm not hungover. Lol
The last thing I need is a possessed urethra.
It is getting ridiculous, the elaborateness of the schemes I have to concoct so my suitemates don't know I'm pooping.
the sex is SO much better when he thinks im going insane
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