i don't know her name but she is cooking me brkfst then helpin me find my car.
she hot?
i don't wanna talk about it
if you don't start talking to me i'm gonna tell your gf that you said she tastes bad
And then he told me he had the vodka, but he was still in line at WIC for the juice.
Some milfs here doing some blow
Dad?
sweet and enthusiastic is code for tiny dick.
but you don't have to sleep on top of four different cum stains because you'd rather buy a case of Franzia than spend $3.50 in the student laundry room
They just asked a fat guy to move to the other side of the plane. Send me a pic of your tits incase we crash
what are we doing this weekend?
I have enough booze to get us through Armageddon...which basically means that on Sunday we will have to make a trip to the liquor store.
If Dave says he's going to have sex with her, he's going to fuck her retarded and turn her crazy. So run.
I need to stop going to bars and yelling "I could be teaching your kids one day, bitches!"
why is there a broken handcuff locked to the ceiling fan
So my nipple piercings were only $20 because it's breast cancer awareness month. Fuck yes!
It wouldn't be New Years Eve if we knew where we would be at midnight
I have booze and I wanna give you a bj. How can you be mad at me?
We are taking a shrt nap on the sidewalk cme fine me if you want but dont wake me up
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