we both passed out while playing beer pong, woke up in the morning and continued to play coffee pong to cure our hangovers
Words of Wisdom: ordering a pitcher of whiskey cokes, putting a straw in it, and calling it your drink is not socially acceptable
Best walk of shame ever. Not only did I not remember his name or the fact that we fucked, they all watched as I tried to get into 3 cars that werent mine
Oh and I threw up on myself...
my secret santa just gave me a pregency test
The iPad is going to make my porn collection SO much more glossier... thanks steve jobs.
Still burping lighter fluid. Totally awful.
I just want you to know that I hid the weed. Once you find another job, I'll tell you where it is. Happy Hunting, bro.
I'm sorry, when did "I like your shit" become an acceptable pickup line?
Lets play hurricane shelter. And the shelter is my bed, and we forgot our clothes.
Well it ended with everyone taking a bite out of a raw potato and a girl crying because her boyfriend wouldn't bring her any grape juice. So yeah...I'd say the night was a success.
So you are wearing a heart monitor while drinking?
Yea, they said carry on with my everyday activity.
you never know what sharing a kayak could lead to
It's true
Man, that hitchhiker cursed me.
I've had to take two showers today and it's not even 1 o'clock. Why won't this weekend wash off?
I'm hungover and in a fort. And I hate you.
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