I'm drive I can fine osifer
We will have to stop frequently for food, stretching legs, interesting things on the side of the road, and sex. So you might as well eat.
so i told her that taking semen on the face helps make your skin smoother.
and?
luckily she was drunk enough to believe she had really bad acne...
How do I say "sorry I gave you and your sister herpes" in German?
i cant finish this easy-mac because i need it for a chaser.
i used baking grease as lip gloss
He sat on a barstool and did the robot for 3 hours - I'm pretty sure he enjoyed himself.
ill find time for any girl whos not afraid to grab my junk in front of 100 people
Just saw two girls doing a walk of shame together. Slut bonding at it's best.
After you took the handle off the bathroom door I had to coach the Scottish guy sitting on the toilet, throwing up in his own lap, how to put his pants back on. Yes, I think he won the drinking game.
Agreed. And i highly doubt it could be awkward. You do remember our introduction was a direct result of you mentioning your affinity for my genitals, right?
But break dance skills will only take you so far
Also I am throwing a blaZer over what I wore to bed and calling it an outfit.
How is it??
I'm drinking Gatorade out of a champagne flute.
I made him cum so hard he couldn't play video games for like an hour. I've never been more proud of myself.
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