But, the reference to being horny and then blending a banana is troubling
Please don't use social media to get back at me.
so do the steelers give the refs blowjobs at halftime or after the game?
We banged through her entire lady gaga playlist. I can die happy now
Does she know that uploading nude photos to photobucket and networking are two different things? You may want to ask.
Still had my bottle opener ring on. Started to give him a hand job. LOL
No, your dick is problems. Anyone you fuck haunts us for the rest of the semester. If you need to get laid, I'll personally drive you out of state.
I have a tab of a google image search of onion rings open and it is making me so happy.
I can't hang out tomorrow. A boy wants to feed me ice cream and touch my boobs. Priorities.
she walked through the crowd, completely naked, slapped a pool attendant in the face and stole the towel he was carrying. she used it to dry her hair.
PLEASE HELP ME THE AMERICANS ARE YELLING ABOUT TURKEY, I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO
I mean like, I missed 30 minutes of star wars to fuck you on Christmas so you must be worth something
Cant get off the floor. Need more beer. Send help.
You need to stop leading guys on at bars - you're a lesbian.
And now I'm a lesbian with better self-esteem.
I hate her so much I want to fuck her boyfriend.
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