And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
Puking blue powerade in mcdonalds parking lot to the applause of the guy taking out the trash with man in the mirror blasting in the background. Good morning stl
Do you ever think that bumblebee is the gay transformer?
Every day of my life.
hahhahahha. mid doggie-style, i faked an asthma attack. the sex was that bad
I woke up 25 minutes ago and have been high for 20. Impressive?
I think I ruined Robin and Mikes anniversary. I walked in on them fucking, accidentally broke the necklace he gave her, and I stole the keg from their party. Not in that order
I think their strategy was based on people bein at a beach, seein a rainbow, and havin an orgasm at the same time.
Just think, this time last Cinco de Mayo you were holding me up and finding me passed out in the yard of that house.
Human Centipede: The Drinking Game. This is non-negotiable. First one to pass out the rest of us get to FEEEEED THEM!
When I woke up everyone at the party was in their underwear. Only you guys were playing strip pong.
Yes, we all have the power to convince a large amount of people to take their clothes off
Just realized i left my bra at his house. WHY do i suck at one night stands?!
Just got biofeeze on my vag. Weirdest sensation everrr. Can't decide if I want to cum or cry
I'm going to smell of sex and shame.
How is that different than any other Monday night?
A dozen naked frat boys in squirrel masks just ran by. Welcome to the official start of the holidays.
at the hospital. Kevin drank straight from the river
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