I am slurping my drink like I am going to the electric chair
Having a random hookup so left but love u
Ridin mah bike see you on the moon
I have to collect my sorority sisters from greek row... I hate how being dd is a night and morning job
Showering in the handicapped shower. Im THAT hungover.
I just watched a video of Justin Bieber kissing a girl..... the sad thing is that I actually got upset.
Gay TA. Finally going to boost my GPA your way.
Been in the ER for 3 hours now. This hospitals transition to paperless is not going well. But my doctor looks like Elton John and just gave me percocet
Then you shook your fists at the sky and explained to us that losing a sneeze is like losing an orgasm
PA to anyone at the party last night and wondering where your pants are: they are in my backyard.
Of the three people getting wasted at this dance competition, im two of them
my paper on vitamins just turned into a 2 hour tangent google search on what i should buy to best cure a hangover. I need to stop getting high before homework
Just got a ride from a stranger while walking a mile home as it hailed with no coat. He asked me if I smoked, then said he just made some potent cookies and I could have one.
The cookie was what I originally wanted to tell you. Always say yes to drugs from strangers
Life lesson... stop having side pieces that know each other...ffs.
random boy in my bed. last night wasnt a dream. fuck.
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