did you get engaged???
where are you?
in the room with the baby pig
k im coming soon
Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
i'm not sure if i'm mentally prepared for this.. politeness? proper grammar? book reader ? this is a whole new meaning of the species penis for me.
They had half off shots during the fourth quarter. I was powerless.
My dick was out way too much saturday not to get laid
I'm sorry I dragged a dildo (on a leash) into your room last night.
No it's okay, we're just driving to random places with the portable stripper pole and causing a ruckus.
Oh that's normal
I don't remember much and some girl almost convinced me to jump off the bridge while she held my stuff...
If my eyeballs could make a sound to describe how they feel they would just say uhhhhhhhhggggggghhhhhh.
Your brother just walked into my room, pissed drunk and butt naked, got into my bed and fell asleep. In knowing I am gay, you have one hour to deal with him before I do
look when god gives you a dick that good for his son's birthday you don't question it
I even put my vibrators back in the bedroom instead of the coffee table. If that's not growing up then I don't know what is.
Just found a note on the bed that said "Dear mittens, had to leave early I'll be back soon."
WTF? Are you mittens?
It was like if the scent of sour milk and burning tires had a baby in taste form.
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