Sarah, plain, and tall I adore you
There is something just so refreshing and wonderful about an uninterrupted morning poop in the office.
Yeah I'm about to go down a waterslide that comes out a 2nd story window. I love college.
you sat up and said "i'm the worst kind of roommate, the drunk kind"
she fucked me tho cuz it was her cat's birthday. As soon as we were done she just says "ahhh tequila tuesdays"
i think he was starting go for a boob grab when we both realized the middle of a public tennis court wasn't the place
It was pathetic and I was covered in butter
It's all good. The CSI guy came and I played the theme song while he in was in our place. The cops even laughed.
I think we can all agree that the size of her boobs, combined with beer, is destroying my ability to judge looks.
This heat and humidity do not mix with these braless DDs and a tank top at a BBQ.
We were having a serious discussion about Blue's Clues and I just kept thinking, 'you've seen me naked'.
I pulled you and a keg around in a wagon for like five hours and apparently everyone else remembers it but us.
There's a guy masturbating in front of Sephora right now
Im selling my dirty underwear to pay for that cruise. NO JUDGEMENT . I love you lol ❤❤ also dont tell anyone
Santi's no longer allowed to buy booze in my lane. Last thing I need is a midlife crisis looking at his Id again.
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