She's a black belt cougar in the 6th degree.
I am doing a scientific study and i need a brief description of the underpants you are wearing
Why did every guy I have ever slept with have to come into the library today?
Just saw a car with license plate GYPSYS that was full of gypsies
does he have a tent? the camping kind not the boner kind.
The first sip always goes straight to my vagina.
she said she missed her period, but is going to six flags... think im safe?
she was sure she was an eel. She spent 40 minutes sliterhing on the floor to get to her room
she is the kim kardashian of front butts
No, I've only ever seen his brother's dick. So when I have lucid sex dreams, I just do a little cut and paste in my mind and stick his bro's package onto him.
Well, remember that night we took shrooms at graces an had to leave immediately to go home and hold each other on the futon and sob for four hours? That bad...
my sex drive just dried up, fell out, and is rolling on the floor somewhere.
I'm going to target high, just in case I ask you where my paycheck went later
Etiquette question... How do you tell your mother that her nipple is out in her fb profile picture?
Grandma keeps pulling a bottle of captain from her pocket and spiking people's drinks.. She just yelled "I'm DAMN HOT to be a grandma!" .. I LOVE HER.
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