Are we in a gay sports bar?
sent the pic of my tit to the wrong bbm chatroom
Want to come to my BBQ and Blow party?
Umm. Any where really. Alcohol and boobs. Those are the requirements.
Chelsea handler, $19 million - Forbes women top 100. Seriously she shaped her career around her love of vodka. HERO.
On a scale of 1 to "bad descision", where does stealing my racist neighbors dog and giving him my roomates dildo for a chew toy rate?
I'm just saying, no one has ever made me laugh or cum as hard as you do. Sometimes at the same time which I didn't know was possible. Is there even a word for that besides love?
Goddamn you thin people LEAVE FOOD FOR THE BIGGER DRUNKARDS WHO NEED IT
Who knows. I'd probably only get a makeout with an OTPHJ from her so the return on sexual investment from her isn't looking that great.
I was proudly and successfully the first girl ever to get kicked out of a the bar for being too drunk last night. Loving spring break.
Can i have the words "she went crazy and never came back" written on my grave?
It's like the hunger games, but we're gonna bone each other instead of kill each other
On the way home she told me she was in kindergarten when 9/11 happened
3 cups of coffee and some molly. The "Tay's Day Off Diet"
We're sitting on the kitchen floor drinking and talking about mounting real light sabers to the dog's head.
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