i think the next time he gets me off i'm going to scream bangarang
ru fi oooo
Lol i'z typing this with my 962 nose
962=my?
Yeah.i
just ask for directions from a guy with a penis drawn on his window
just smoked a blunt while listening to nsync. i now know what my childhood was missing.
Nope it's him. He's whispering to himself and buying asparagus.
He freaked out when I started to orgasm. He said he never knew girls could orgasm too.
He kept telling me how extraordinarily clean my ears were.
She sucked my dick while i watched james bond. And they say marriage sucks
As a female I reserve the right to put my ipod in my cleavage because I have no pockets and not get judged by other girls right??
Your argument isn't valid... just because I test the waters doesn't make me gay. Makes me versatile. And who doesn't love that!
I just threw up vodka and hot dogs in a handicapped stall with someone in it who couldn't make me leave because he couldn't walk.
Like who needs a job and family when you can get drunk for free with strippers?
And for the record I didn't even have sex last night. I threw up in his toilet and slept in his bed until noon
Hey! you should come over!
Who is this? The number is saved as "Sexy Awesome"
The good news is I woke up fully clothed, on top of my covers, with a half eaten granola bar. So, breakfast was waiting for me and I’m already dressed and ready to go today.
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