That level of neurosis does not find love outside of Grey's Anatomy.
There is an asian family here, I heard the mom call her son onyong
so apparently telling her she could shit easier and therefore lose weight faster wasn't the best arguement for getting anal.
easter eggs filled with ecstasy. it's what jesus would do.
You would think that an uncircumcised man would understand how the hood of a clit works.
You did a strip tease for the toilet.
1. They have gold fish races every wednesday. 2. They have a redbull vodka slushie. We need to visit this place.
1. My fish will beat your fish. 2. Were getting fucked up
I'm the saddest girl in a tutu right now.
I think she's going to be dangerous to drink with, but I'm ready for the adventure.
Is it bad that all my wine bottles have teeth marks in the cork?
That hot shower felt like it washed away all of my problems... Except being pregnant... Ps just found out I'm pregnant. Fuck.
Visions of polite missionary are dancing in my head right now kinda and it alarms me
I have never in my life been turned down for sex until this weekend.
Welcome to my everyday.
you were walking down the sidewalk and just puked. didnt even stop or slow down and just kept going. i was so impressed i didnt even tell anyone you threw up on passing peoples shoes.
i just woke up, first off why is there pineapple everywhere and who's underwear is on my ceiling fan ?
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