i just had sex. the condom broke. we're sleeping in to separate beds. And im in albany
dude, your ex-bf is on match.com
details on that.
well, his profile doesn't say anything about herpes.
8am blowjobs give a whole new meaning to morning breath..
happy find a boyfriend by next Valentines Day. Its like a new years resolution but depressing
You're welcome to join, but just to warn you, tequila makes my clothes disappear. And I'm telling you that as an adult to an adult, not as your supervising teacher who decides whether or not you graduate.
Your whole purpose in life is to just float around and satisfy lonely women and also join lesbian couples in threesomes.
But he does seem to be getting proper humping etiquette down. So there's progress.
I feel like getting drunk at the airport is sort of a rite of passage into adulthood, but maybe i should reserve that occasion for a flight thats not just 1 hr
All three of us got laid last night. This is what is commonly referred to as the Trifuckta.
I was gonna buy a KIA, but then I remembered how awesome the sex was in the back of a Hyundai so I went with that.
I haven't taken a solid shit in four weeks. Do you know what started four weeks ago? Alcohol and dining hall food. Fucking college.
How the hell does my fucking boss know about the goddamned magician I fucked?!?
Wanna go on a picnic?
... by picnic I mean wanna sit on a blanket and drink with me?
Did that sound smart? Cuz beneath the boozy exterior beats the heart of a fucking scientist.
the D I S R E S P E C T of sending someone nudes, them opening it, and not bothering to respond
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