dude, the building's fire alarm was going off for over an hour last night and you didn't move
that's ok, when I'm passed out drunk I'm impervious to flame
once we finished he held up the condom and asked if i wanted to keep it as a souvenir.
oh and he was serious.
well yea, now i know i won't get hair in my teeth...
shes in my pool wearing only floaties on her arms ill have to raincheck watching march madness with you guys sorry
do guys with small dicks even attempt to pursue romantic relationships?
She is going down in cock block history. He went in to kiss me and she threw her hand between our faces and yelled "DENIED!"
I was more traumatized by the table collapsing while i was going down on you.
the only compliment i could think of for this chick was that she looked 'moderately attractive'
just go where the car takes you. fingers crossed its here with breakfast.
I respect your roll as DD and there're am required to respect your vehicle
For our 1st date, he tried to schedule a rock climbing. I suggested, "how about we meet at my place and you can scale Mt. Vagina?"
Oh boy I hope we come out of this alive. And with clean prison records
They took the TVs out of the gym and the mini-Mart only had 2% milk. 2015 wants me to be fat
he was peeing off the deck shouting "urinals are for pussies" that's how much hurricane.
I love how when he said ecstasy pills both of our heads whipped around like a couple of horned owls.
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