I can't remember if we talked about feelings. Fuck you Miller High Life.
You should really figure out how to get me a picture that will pop up on my phone when you call
Just upload a picture of Bea Arthur. That's what my soul looks like these days
I am at a bar watching a rat tail get braided.
So in our children's lit class, some jackass little boy had gone thru the where's waldo book and circled waldo. I realize you would have been that kid.
i find it unbelievable that you didn't think it was necessary to intervene when i started letting people autograph my body with spray tan.
After all the hair products he's stolen from me, he better fucking be gay.
I had to jump out of her car while it was moving enough said
Learned my lesson. Pink pantydroppers out of a beer bong=deceiving
I want him to be the Hulk to my Brooke Hogan this Halloween. Can I ask him to be my daddy this weekend?
Only if you say it like that.
where are you guys? the police just woke me up on the couch outside.
I woke up with a pinecone in my hair. A full pine cone.
We've given up. My vagina is tired of constant lonely nights and disappointments. This is our retirement.
The amount of guys I've turned down for you is disgusting... You better love me.
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
Well I just masturbated while reading a recipe for Alfredo sauce so I guess you could say I’m growing up
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