Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
So can I buy you a drink sometime?
Sure, but make it a double, I'm drinking for two these days.
Saying you want a bj does not count as saying you wanna see me btw.
Pretty sure God shed a tear when I put 15 singles in the collection plate.
Come over. Drunk tacos.
That isn't even a sentence.
I kept the important parts.
Dude.. full face helmets and hangovers do not mix... I am never going to get rid of the smell of puke.
Saxophones in my mind. I swear someone dosed me.
I just used my AAA membership to fix a strippers flat tire in return for a lapdance...does that make me a bad person?
Trying to take a nap and my brain decides to play "lets have flashbacks every time you blew it with a chick in college". It's a montage of stupidity and youthful inexperience. I don't know whether to laugh or cry.
I need something for rope burns and an inner ear infection. Separate incidents, FYI..
I'm only fucking women born in the 90s this summer
Dude I just realized i did a camper walk of shame in front of amish people. I should have asked for cheese and a home made pie to cover it up. Im just lost shopping in amish country nothing to see here
Dude I think the cat just licked the coke plate
I almost stopped mid bj to let him know I appreciated his balls being nice to look at/have my face near. But I didn't know if that would ruin, or improve the moment.
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