o shit let me call u back theres a hamburger in my pocket
So I tried to call my phone from his phone and was like, "hey, my name is not in here..I thought you had my number" turns out he has my number saved as "gives good head"
fine. I googled it. you have to eat 5 to die so apparently I'm in the clear.
Now there are two cop cars. If I go to jail I just would like to thank you for making me wear boxers.
just used clorox wipes to give myself a whores bath. hello finals week
At some point we were all eating banana flavored rolling papers.
So burnt out. Like weed hangover. And someone just fell through the ceiling outside of my class. How's your morning going?
Everyone threw up but him. I took off my shirt because I puked on it. There were also a lot of drag queens involved.
I'm going to fuck every single member of the men's olympic swimming team and no one is going to stop me
Just please try not to piss Danny off, I really can't afford to find a new drug dealer again
Give me 20 minutes.. I'm going to need to start off with an orgasm to get through this day
Sex was great. Left his house while he was asleep but on the plus side I was able to get gas station food.
I just jerked him off with one hand while holding my wine glass with the other and watching Congo. I feel like this was a preview to my married life...
Definitely went down on him last night while he was wearing a cape. He randomly kept swirling it around me and "revealing me" in the mirror like a magic trick. I'm not even a little upset, it's fun fucking younger guys.
Your liver needs more exercise - we start training tonight.
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