Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
Stop introducing me to people as your little sister.
I don't think the lady gaga poster on your wall qualifies you as a brother.
I cant believe Lindsay Lohan feels like this every day
My mom gave me a high five when I told her I was just using him for sex
You and your mom would make an amazing tag team
She gave me a handjob while eating a mcdouble with mayo on the way home from the bars at 2 in the morning. Car was full of people. This could be forever
its like the body should be a temple but we treat it like a kmart
June 16th my calendar just says boobietassels....I can only assume that has to do with you
There can only be one screw up per family and I was here first. Get your shit together bro
I just want a boyfriend who will have sex to Disney Pandora.
I will 100% jerk off using my own tears as lube before I'd ever bang a 4.
Why are you drunk at the library?
Why not?
Here when you come to your senses come back here and I'll fuck you back out of them.
Also I've decided to start stealing shot glasses after I do the shots. You in?
I just apologized to a wet floor sign i walked into.
You showed up at 4 am holding a beer and wearing a wig you apparently found in the dumpster.
That explains some things...
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